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alphatrolllatula:

illegal gender magic

alphatrolllatula:

illegal gender magic

avatarjason:

Avatar? You mean with the blue peop-

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soldierserum:

  • ur otp + hair ruffling (●´∀`●)
  • ur otp + butterfly kisses (✿◠‿◠)
  • ur otp + nose bumps (◡‿◡✿)
  • ur otp + cuddling in a blanket (◕‿◕✿)
  • ur otp + forehead kisses  (〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜
thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

thenewagecaveman:

hm1princesspeach:

man she put up with a lot of shit

she had two kids with that man

thenewagecaveman:

hm1princesspeach:

man she put up with a lot of shit

she had two kids with that man

thatsthat24:

Probably the best Deathnote joke

dieoware:

i love typing like this tbh it’s very comfortable and using internet slang is nice. I feel sorry for the ppl who are stuck on the idea that using proper grammar makes u superior to others

poryqon:

me: *touches my phone for 0.01 seconds*
my parents: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO WHAT DO THEY WANT WHAT ARE YOU SAYING WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

ikimaru:

bunch of 5am nepetas

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

wheatley-blogs:

being in school like

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