illegal gender magic
Avatar? You mean with the blue peop-
- ur otp + hair ruffling (●´∀｀●)
- ur otp + butterfly kisses (✿◠‿◠)
- ur otp + nose bumps (◡‿◡✿)
- ur otp + cuddling in a blanket (◕‿◕✿)
- ur otp + forehead kisses (〜￣▽￣)〜
Probably the best Deathnote joke
i love typing like this tbh it’s very comfortable and using internet slang is nice. I feel sorry for the ppl who are stuck on the idea that using proper grammar makes u superior to others
me: *touches my phone for 0.01 seconds*
my parents: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO WHAT DO THEY WANT WHAT ARE YOU SAYING WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
bunch of 5am nepetas
does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me
being in school like